Post by rose on Dec 2, 2005 18:12:40 GMT -5
Happy Fry-day!
Do you have a "please talk to me face"? A "please tell me your life story face"? Or just a "pleasant face"?
The reason I'm asking is my husband is convinced I have all of the above! Everywhere we go....someone usually offers me information that I never asked for.
Here's A PRIME example....one I'll never forget! My husband and I were working in radio in another state...and we did a "Meet n Greet" before a big WWF match at the arena. (Yeah...pre-WWE). "The Undertaker" was the featured match...and also on the card was the tag team of "The British Bulldog" & "Owen Hart", and others.
I'm hoping "The Undertaker" makes it to the "Meet n Greet"...I wanted to get my picture taken with him...and see how tall he really was. There's this one lady decked out in all purple & black...("Undertaker" colors). And she's practically jumping outta her skin in anticipation! She babbling a mile a minute...and proceeds to tell me she's even wearing black & purple undergarments....and how she'd show him the fact as soon as he walked in the door. At this point in time...I slowly inched my way to my husband and try not to bust out laughing as I relay the story.
Alas....no "Undertaker" ever arrives (probably a good move on his part), but I did get to meet and get pictures with "The Bulldog" and "Owen Hart"...yeah...and autographs too.
So...now it's off to get our seats for the big show. Low and behold...who do I wind up sitting next to? Yup...the "Undertaker" groupie! I'm sitting on the end and she's jumping up and running to the side of the ring every time a new wrestler comes in to take pictures. No problem...she a big fan. Although annoying..I can dig it.
The moment of truth comes when "The Undertaker" comes out! My groupie jumps up, screams, and practically knocks over 6 people as she hauls butt ringside to take pictures.
When she finally returns....she proceeds to tell me that he looked right at her....and she had an instant sexual undergarment soiling experience!!
(Thank you Professor JP for that description!)
WHOA! Hold on lady! THAT was TOO MUCH INFORMATION for my taste!! Needless to say I couldn't wait to get outta there. I like wrestling...but she was driving me NUTS!!
So...you see what I mean. I have dozens of stories...but I'd love to hear from you!
Has anything like this happened to you? Or am I the only target?
Have a great weekend!
Rose
Do you have a "please talk to me face"? A "please tell me your life story face"? Or just a "pleasant face"?
The reason I'm asking is my husband is convinced I have all of the above! Everywhere we go....someone usually offers me information that I never asked for.
Here's A PRIME example....one I'll never forget! My husband and I were working in radio in another state...and we did a "Meet n Greet" before a big WWF match at the arena. (Yeah...pre-WWE). "The Undertaker" was the featured match...and also on the card was the tag team of "The British Bulldog" & "Owen Hart", and others.
I'm hoping "The Undertaker" makes it to the "Meet n Greet"...I wanted to get my picture taken with him...and see how tall he really was. There's this one lady decked out in all purple & black...("Undertaker" colors). And she's practically jumping outta her skin in anticipation! She babbling a mile a minute...and proceeds to tell me she's even wearing black & purple undergarments....and how she'd show him the fact as soon as he walked in the door. At this point in time...I slowly inched my way to my husband and try not to bust out laughing as I relay the story.
Alas....no "Undertaker" ever arrives (probably a good move on his part), but I did get to meet and get pictures with "The Bulldog" and "Owen Hart"...yeah...and autographs too.
So...now it's off to get our seats for the big show. Low and behold...who do I wind up sitting next to? Yup...the "Undertaker" groupie! I'm sitting on the end and she's jumping up and running to the side of the ring every time a new wrestler comes in to take pictures. No problem...she a big fan. Although annoying..I can dig it.
The moment of truth comes when "The Undertaker" comes out! My groupie jumps up, screams, and practically knocks over 6 people as she hauls butt ringside to take pictures.
When she finally returns....she proceeds to tell me that he looked right at her....and she had an instant sexual undergarment soiling experience!!
(Thank you Professor JP for that description!)
WHOA! Hold on lady! THAT was TOO MUCH INFORMATION for my taste!! Needless to say I couldn't wait to get outta there. I like wrestling...but she was driving me NUTS!!
So...you see what I mean. I have dozens of stories...but I'd love to hear from you!
Has anything like this happened to you? Or am I the only target?
Have a great weekend!
Rose