rose
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Post by rose on Sept 13, 2006 15:52:36 GMT -5
Why is it every time you have something to drink or eat that really stains...you're always wearing a white or light colored shirt? Case in point...I'm heating up some spaghetti and meatballs, and wouldn't you know it? The sauce decides it doesn't want to go on the plate....but rather splatter all over me! Or when you're eating wings....(gotta have lots 'o sauce)....and if you're wearing a dark shirt....no drips, no drops, no nothing! But....try eating one of those suckers with a white t-shirt on...and it looks like you've been rolling around your floor wrestling in hot sauce! Hey! Maybe that can be a new Olympic sport...or at least something for the beer Olympics or red neck games! Oh...speaking of hot sauce. My husband was telling me about a guy who decided to play a joke on his buddy when he was sleeping. He rubbed hot...and I mean EXTREMELY hot sauce on his lips! Talk about a rude awakening! But that's not all...the guy woke up and then kissed his girlfriend...and she wound up being allergic to it...and her whole face blew up! There's one really good lesson to learn from this. Never crash at $#$^%^'s house! Gotta run and look over my football picks for this week. You can check'em out on the general board. I wanna see if I can beat Coco the Monkey! (Don't go there!!!!!) Keep rockin'! Rose
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Post by guess who on Sept 13, 2006 18:19:33 GMT -5
That's why I eat naked ;D
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rose
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Post by rose on Sept 14, 2006 9:39:26 GMT -5
Is that why you're banned from every restaurant in the Keystone state?
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