adame
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Post by adame on Dec 1, 2005 14:27:46 GMT -5
Hello! Today is the first day of December...so I guess my excuse for not hanging lights at home of..."Ah, c'mon Honey...it's not even close to Christmas" is starting to wear thin. Last night Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer ("I want to be a dentist!") was on TV, so I decided to play a bunch of Christmas crap this morning to get in the mood...so I did. The "Ask Adam" question this morning (thank you Atlantic BB!) wasn't exactly a question, but Dan wrote in anyway... "Hey Adam, I heard you talking about decorating for Christmas...I know you're probably gonna make fun of me, but I'm one of those guys who leaves the lights up on his house all year round! It may look stupid in June, but this time of year, all of my neighbors think I'm a genius!" Dan...you're a genius alright...a lazy-a$$ genius who needs the approval of his white trash, trailer park neighbors. For what? Another spot in the front yard to put your old welfare wagon up on cinder blocks? Do all of humanity a favor...end your life NOW! That's one less Christmas gift your family will have to buy...or at least, take down your Christmas lights by March. Twisted Horoscopes...Virgo: "It's all just a big misunderstanding", you'll tell the police officer. While playing Santa Claus at the mall, you were talking about TOYS & GIFTS when you asked that lady if she wanted your see your sack! Adam
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